nice guy finish last [ stupid poem ]

27 Jan

nice guy likes pretty girl
pretty girl likes nice guy
ugly girl loves nice guy.

 

but all nice guy can see is..
pretty girl.

pretty girl have nice guy, not so nice.
nice guy, is just now guy.

guy makes pretty girl, ugly.
ugly girl wants nice guy.

pretty guy loves ugly girl, pretty.

pretty girl loves pretty guy,

so in the end,

nice guy, finished last.

MORAL OF THE STUPID POEM IS:
-who is really shallow in this story? would you love me if I wasn’t pretty?

PHOTO OF THE DAY : KYANNA LEE LANDING…BY @CHOPPERDAVES

24 Jan

OREO BALLS (I MEANT TRUFFLES)

23 Jan

WHAT YOU NEED:

1 pack of Oreo Cookies

1 thingy of whipped cream cheese

1 bag of white chocolate (chips or bark)

Food processor

Cookie sheet + wax paper

 

STEPS YOU CAN’T REALLY F*K UP:

1. If you have a food processor that would be awesome! And just throw all the cookies in the food processor, with the cream filling in it, it’s cool.

2. Add the whipped cream cheese into the food processor, blend until you see NO WHITE STUFF.

3. Roll them into nice size balls. Or you can even use a cookie cutter to make them a different shape.

3. Melt the white chocolate, (microwave it for 30 seconds and stir, 10 seconds after if its not creamy enough.)

4. Dip the balls. You can use a spoon to put to cover the balls and use a fork to hold it, yes your balls.

5. Put wax paper over your cookie sheet, put the dipped balls onto the wax paper. You can also freeze it so your balls can get hard.

6. Enjoy your oreo balls after 30 minutes in the freezer.

 

PHOTO STOLEN FROM: http://www.bakerella.com/grocery-item-goes-gourmet/

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blah, it is.

20 Jan

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MWAHZ

19 Jan

HEY GUYS! Here’s a pic of my ass. Hope you like it. MWAHZ.

SONG OF THE DAY : OUTRO MV – G4C

16 Jan

You know, I love different types of music! And I am glad that more and more I can see progress everyday as a society. I like this old school underground feel. Check it out. <3 Love ya little bro!

pow.

15 Jan

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Mr. $hort himself

15 Jan

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U know me I suck at taking pictures with people! But anyways I met him at Vegas a long time ago! And this was us at a club in LA for Cinco De Mayo. It was fun!

WEED NIPPLE.

12 Jan

teehee…this was a while ago. I miss it. I had so much fun at Adultcon! I am excited to start this year with a bang!! So I can do awesome ass poses like putting my ass in the air like this.

MS SWAN.

11 Jan
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