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nice guy finish last [ stupid poem ]

27 Jan

nice guy likes pretty girl
pretty girl likes nice guy
ugly girl loves nice guy.

 

but all nice guy can see is..
pretty girl.

pretty girl have nice guy, not so nice.
nice guy, is just now guy.

guy makes pretty girl, ugly.
ugly girl wants nice guy.

pretty guy loves ugly girl, pretty.

pretty girl loves pretty guy,

so in the end,

nice guy, finished last.

MORAL OF THE STUPID POEM IS:
-who is really shallow in this story? would you love me if I wasn’t pretty?

Mr. $hort himself

15 Jan

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U know me I suck at taking pictures with people! But anyways I met him at Vegas a long time ago! And this was us at a club in LA for Cinco De Mayo. It was fun!

MS SWAN.

11 Jan

VIDEO OF THE DAY : NYAN CAT ANIME

11 Jan

MEOW!!! This kitty has as much energy as me, JK. LOL

SONG OF THE DAY : YOU SEE ME – CHILDISH GAMBINO (SHOWING MAD LOVE TO ASIAN GIRLS woot woot!)

7 Jan

HAHA THANKS MAVI6!!! I definitely am feeling this…SHOOOOOOOT. with band and all.

GRANDPA SHUFFLIN, EVEN I CAN’T DO THAT.

5 Jan

LOL THANKS SIMON! xoxo.

OOOOOOOO SNAPS! Grandpawpaws battlin son! :P

ANDY WARHOL : CLOCKWORK PANDA

4 Jan

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Good morning everyone!! My Andy Warhol engagement calendar finally came in! I am very excited to see his artwork through my little agenda. I usually get a Toki Doki or Hello Kitty calendar, but this year I decided to go one with something a little different. I guess I am maturing after all. I like having an agenda it helps me plan out everything I’m doing. It makes sure I do what I have to do everyday to get to where I want to be! Anyways, enough of that! Happy New YEAR!!! And if you didn’t do it in 2011, get it done in 2012!!!! Word. ;)

“YOU LOOK LIKE A PUMPKIN, BITCH!” (VIDEO)

29 Dec

HAHHAHAHHAA this movie caught me off guard LAUGHING my little ass off!!!

someone call Charlie Brown, we found the GREAT PUMPKIN!

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO ME.

29 Dec

BOOK : POOR LITTLE BITCH GIRL BY: JACKIE COLLINS

25 Jul

POOR LITTLE BITCH GIRL  BY: JACKIE COLLINS

WOW, Jackie Collins is definitely one of my favorite authors like EVER. I love her style of writing and the way she describe her characters. I love how she doesn’t hold anything back, and true to how vulgar or provocative people really are.

I have one of her books called, LOVERS & PLAYERS, which I never finished reading I guess because I am very picky and I really don’t like paperbacks teehee.

I guess when you watch a movie, or you read a book, it’s like you are them…IN THE BOOK…OR MOVIE.

Sooooooo I guess I am a 30 thousand dollar hooker, and I please many rich and famous men…or introduce them to my 20 thousand dollar girls…AND! I have a coked out boyfriend. Somehow…I end up meeting with my crazy Beverly Hills, high school friends when my movie-star mother was found dead in her mansion. But anyways…enough about me..

OOPS- I meant Annabelle…She’s the POOR LITTLE BITCH GIRL. NOT ME…

OK BYE.

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