Dang it, I <3 you BETSEY.

In west Philadelphia 🚼 and 🚹 on the playground I spent most of my 🌇🌇🌇 🚶 out maxing relaxing all 🆒and shooting some 🏀 outside of the school when a 🏃🏃🏃 they were 🆙2⃣ no good started making trouble in my 🏠🏣🏫🏢🏠🏠 I got in 1⃣ little 👊👊 and my mom got 😱 and said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in 🔔air,

I pulled 🆙 to about 🕖or🕗 and I 😏 to the cabby yo 🏠🏠🏠👃 you later ! Looked at my 🌄 I was finally there to my 💺 on my throne as the 👑 of 🔔air

Ahhahahhaha thanks Stephanie, totally made my day!

It’s not my fault. I have an addiction.

but all nice guy can see is..
pretty girl.

pretty girl have nice guy, not so nice.
nice guy, is just now guy.

guy makes pretty girl, ugly.
ugly girl wants nice guy.

pretty guy loves ugly girl, pretty.

pretty girl loves pretty guy,

so in the end,

nice guy, finished last.

MORAL OF THE STUPID POEM IS:
-who is really shallow in this story? would you love me if I wasn’t pretty?

WHAT YOU NEED:

1 pack of Oreo Cookies

1 thingy of whipped cream cheese

1 bag of white chocolate (chips or bark)

Food processor

Cookie sheet + wax paper

STEPS YOU CAN’T REALLY F*K UP:

1. If you have a food processor that would be awesome! And just throw all the cookies in the food processor, with the cream filling in it, it’s cool.

2. Add the whipped cream cheese into the food processor, blend until you see NO WHITE STUFF.

3. Roll them into nice size balls. Or you can even use a cookie cutter to make them a different shape.

3. Melt the white chocolate, (microwave it for 30 seconds and stir, 10 seconds after if its not creamy enough.)

4. Dip the balls. You can use a spoon to put to cover the balls and use a fork to hold it, yes your balls.

5. Put wax paper over your cookie sheet, put the dipped balls onto the wax paper. You can also freeze it so your balls can get hard.

6. Enjoy your oreo balls after 30 minutes in the freezer.

PHOTO STOLEN FROM: http://www.bakerella.com/grocery-item-goes-gourmet/

HEY GUYS! Here’s a pic of my ass. Hope you like it. MWAHZ.